Me: I impulsively buy stuff when I'm sad
Person: but you're always buying stuff
Me: *finger guns*
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Carrie Fisher’s Giant Prozac Pill Urn Explained by Brother Todd After Debbie Reynold’s Funeral (via mlder) |
Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.
| — | Maya Angelou (via kvtes) |